Tuesday, April 1, 2014

The Jokers, Don't Be So Serious

The joker's "Don't Be So Serious"

Why is it so important to not be so serious? Why is it important to show your human nature of your sense of humor? Of who you are. As long as you don't take it too far, it shows your ability to relate with others through a sense of humor. Because we can all relate with a good sense of humor it shows your capacity of your human-ness, that we are not robots in an Technological-Information age. let's take my April Fool's Day joke on everyone. This is what I posted on my facebook wall at 4 am this morning. Ughhh who could possibly be calling me at 4 am in the morning.... A gal I dated 10 years ago before I met Kami, before we had Kristen, before a surgery... I have a 11 year old son that I didn't know about. The comments came flying in, "WHAT". "ARE YOU SERIOUS". THIS IS A APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE, ISN"T IT?" To "CONGRATS", "THAT"S AWESOME". "SO HAPPY FOR YOU". "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SEE HIM". I heard it all today. Now only one of my parent's truly knows my "Sense of humor". My mother. Vicki Northey. As I walked into her office delivering her, her Organo Gold coffee, She just shakes her head at me and say's, "Oh my son, did you take your "DRAMA PILL" this morning". hahahahaha We laughed and reminised about last years April Fools day.
Me and one of my friends, Angela, got invited over to my folks' place for dinner. Angela in all seriousness and sincerity looked my mom in the eye and said, "Vicki, Casey and I fooled around one night and even though it is a 0.03% chance of him making a baby, well, I'm pregnant". The look on my mother's face was, priceless. She sat there for a minute looked at us both holding hands replied, "I'm happy for you both". But we couldn't hold in our laughter any more, as it was two day's before April fools day we both said, "APRIL FOOLS". But I have never taken a good joke too far, I always know when to draw the line and to be serious. The point to this is, don't be afraid of showing your sense of humor and your human-ness. It will make you more approachable in dealing with people and getting them involved in your business opportunity.

Don't Be So Serious, Theres A Million Mlm's Out There

Well maybe not that many. Believe it or not there is a mlm out there for marijuana. But I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to educate you on what some of the sites are out there and where you should look to see where companies rank on the http://www.dsn.com or http://www.businessforhome.org to see where they are really at on the financial side of business and how much the company is making and where it fit's in the top 100 of direct selling network. The following companies are not in order, but just from what I have learned from reading their policies and procedures to see what sounds right and what doesn't, if I am wrong on any of these figures I would like to ask anyone to please correct me. Melaluca, Don't Be So Serious, has been around a long time, great products, it's startup cost is $29.00 what is stated on the front page of there website....
You do not earn commissions or bonuses for recruiting customers.
Monavie, Don't Be So Serious, has been around a while, it's start up without business builder kits is $39.00 you can make bonuses and commissions on products and signups and on the dual team structure (left leg & right leg) you have to have at least 500 to start earning bonuses. Herbalife, Don't Be So Serious, also has been around a while, start up with this company $100 w/o business builder kits, you earn a 1,000 points for each Succees Builder Kit. Visi, Don't Be So Serious, still remotely new, costs $35.00 for startup w/o business builder kits which range from $299 to $1,100.00 you can earn commissions on products and signups & on the dual team bonus you have to have at least 200 gross volume (GV) to earn bonuses. Nerium, Don't Be So Serious, Fairly new company doing fantastic, startup is at $499 to $1,000.00 you can make commissions on products and sign ups and you develop teams of 3. Quixtar, (Amway) Don't Be So Serious has been around for forever for startup anywhere from $250-$300.00 Their is "NO" left leg or right leg, there is "NO" dual team. When you have 100 pv (personal volume) you get 3% of the business volume of your group. When you have 300 pv you get 6% of the groups business volume. When you have 600 pv you get 9% of the groups business volume. Organo Gold Coffee, Don't Be So Serious, is a 5 year old company, it's start up is $35.00 the business builder kits range from $200 to $500 & $1.300.00 you earn commissions on products and signups and on the dual team structure you have to have at least 100pv a month (5 boxes of any coffee) to earn bonuses.

Don't Be So Serious, I Want You To Be A Success In Your Company

I promoise to not Be So Serious, and make myself approachable for you to be a success in your company not mine. If you choose to want to look at the Organo Gold Coffee business that is purely up to you. I want you to do what is going to be right for you and for your budget. With that in saying (there will be a presentation call this Thursday at 7:30pm MST at 860-970-0010 pin # is 277-085-928) as I remember when I made my business account. I did not have all the needed information for the bank. So the lady behind the desk, said, "Oh don't worry I promise I will be here tomorrow so you can bring that extra information in". My response to her was, "Yeah my ex-wife said that she would promise to be at the house when I got home". Hahahaha have a great day everyone and have a great rest of the week.